These enigmatic words were scrawled in child's handwriting in the master bathroom vanity. Creepy.
And in the category of disgusting: the vanity also housed a half-used tube of jock itch cream stuck to the top of one of the drawers.
And the oven - oh the oven. It's relatively new, and I just don't understand how it got so dirty in what must have been a relatively short amount of time. Not to mention the fact that there was grease everywhere - including parts of the oven that shouldn't have grease on them - like the oven's ceiling. Thank goodness the former occupants apparently never used the broiler.